Resort World Sentosa!

So i am home after visiting the incomplete resort world sentosa! The theme park and casino are not done yet so i could not enter but i managed to take a few photos of the stuff there.

P.S. Click on the photos for HIGH RESOLUTION IMAGES!!! (Clearer and bigger)







This is the picture of the casino entrance and there are security guards blocking the way in so i could not get closer. :o



The first Victoria's Secret store in Singapore! Yayyy....



Notice how they attract women/men to the store.... -_-






Then i visited the FOUR hotels there. Why the heck do they need 4 hotels......the word "overkill" comes to mind.



Also i saw these two statues in the lobby and they looked.......interesting. So i took a photo of them too.

Then......




Outside hard rock hotel, i saw 20+ ferraris parked there. I wanted to try to take a photo of all of them but i couldn't. So i only managed to take this small photo.



There was even a Rolls Royce and Lamborghini(Is it spelled right? O.o)parked with the ferraris....



Took a photo of a ferrari, rolls royce and lamborghini together. I think there were about 20 million dollars worth of cars parked right outside the hotel, with maybe 5-6 people standing guard over them. There were also alot of people admiring/taking photos of the cars.



Then i found out the reason why there were so many ferraris outside... they were having a gathering/party at the bar inside hard rock hotel.



I even took my photo with one of the cars! Wahaha...

Do you want to.....play?

Are you interested in playing the public beta for CnC4? Its the newest installation in the Tiberium series and i think most likely the finale of the series. You can get ur serial key from this website.

http://uk.gamespot.com/event/codes/command-conquer-4-open/

Cant guarantee that they are still available, you can keep trying though. Heard that it helps.

Also, i am posting this from my laptop now and this is a screenshot of the photos my MC/Shalrizan and Izyan took using my webcam in class. -.-



I also have some jokes to share! (Long jokes)

Funny signs around the world

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

The following questions were set in last year's GCSE examination in the U.K.

These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)....to believe or not to...hahaha.


Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death.

Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised? (.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U.

Q.. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.

Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
A.. Nearby.

Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'.
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit)

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning
A. Hands that judicious can as be soft as your face.

Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head.

DORMITORY
when rearranged...
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN
when rearranged...
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER
when rearranged...
MOON STARER

DESPERATION
when rearranged...
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES
when rearranged...
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH
when rearraged
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE
when rearranged
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES
when rearranged...
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY
when rearranged...
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS
when rearraged...
LIES! - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS
when rearranged...
ALAS! NO MORE Z'S

A DECIMAL POINT
when rearranged...
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES
when rearranged...
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO
when rearranged...
TWELVE PLUS ONE

And the grand finale........


MOTHER-IN-LAW
when rearranged...
WOMAN HITLER

IRONY

90 people get Swine Flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.

A million people get AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said, "the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of
my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went, "AHHH!" with shock and rage. Standing to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out, "…and I can’t remember who she was!!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.




Moral of the story: "Don’t copy if you can’t paste! "

Jokes section

Found a bunch of funny jokes and i was laughing my ass off at them. So i HAVE to share them.

Her Side of the Story:

My husband was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a cafe for a drink. I spent the entire day shopping with the girls and I thought it may have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn’t say anything about it. I don’t remember doing anything to make him upset, but I could tell there was something wrong. The conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off to some place intimate so we could talk more privately.

We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting funny. I was getting really worried; what did I do?
What was bothering him? Was he mad at me? I tried to cheer him up, but started to wonder what was really bothering him. Was it me or something else? I asked him if he was upset with me, and he said ! no. But I wasn’t really sure.

So, anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arms around me. I didn’t know what the hell that meant, because, you know, he didn’t say it back or anything.
We finally got home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! so I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to bed. Then, after about 10 minutes he joined me, and, to my surprise, we made love! But he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards, even though I wanted to comfort him, I didn’t. I just cried myself to sleep. I just don’t know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he’s seeing someone else.

His Side of the Story

Man U lost last night.
Kind of tired from staying up.
Got laid though.

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines:

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. kill."

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.



To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

All these are actually news article headlines...

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no, " replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead. "Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?" "Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour, " replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse, " asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?" "OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.

















***Prick also stands for penis

No Panties??!!!

Female students urged not to wear panties on Valentine's Day



SHAH ALAM, Malaysia - Female students in higher-learning institutes here are being persuaded not to wear panties on Valentine's Day as an expression of true love for their boyfriends.

The "no-panties promotion", being held for the first time, has apparently been gaining interest among the students, who are passing the news by word-of-mouth.

Two students in their 20s from Shah Alam, known only as Ummi and Melissa, said they were aware of the "promotion."

"I feel it is personal," said Ummi with a smile.

"Valentine's Day is a good time to express one's love. And, what we use or don't use is our right, our freedom. But we will do what is right. It's a new world now."

Melissa claimed that there was already a large group who planned to go ahead with it.

"We will know how many by Valentine's evening."

State Islamic Affairs Department (Jais) director Datuk Mohammed Khusrin Munawi said:

"We will not allow Muslim students to be taken in by such celebrations that deviate from the teachings of Islam."

From Female students urged not to wear panties on Valentine's Day

This makes me wonder, how many ladies would actually not wear panties as an act of "true love" to their boyfriends. Especially when Valentine's is the 1st day of Chinese New Year.....Visiting relatives with no panties? Lucky this is in Malaysia. =_=

Quickies

Gosh Battlefield Bad Company 2 is so fun. Even just by playing the beta i can enjoy myself so much. Cant wait for the real game to release on 3rd March. Anyway, this is a quickie post. Made and posted in 5 mins, so here goes.

With reference to the cooincidence i posted on Wed relating to Yuri and the number 21. Apparently, she is also turning 21 this year. O.O MORE COOINDENCES?! Theres also this old video i found of 3 members of SNSD dancing to a cover song.



Hmm what else.....

More random pics!!

Everybody needs an excuse to laugh every once in a while. :D So i shall post more funny pics for the day. Now this is just some random crap for people who actually read my posts and dont just look at the pictures.

Its gonna be a long long day tomorrow. Okay let me list out my schedule. First 8am to 11am will be lessons. Then i will do some projects from 11am to 1pm. Then i have extra lessons from 1pm to 3pm. Then i will have some free time to do anything i want. Then i have to go to simei to collect my specs and collect my antenna and decoder from Clement. Then i will have to go to the adelphi and buy a new cable from jaben for my ue5. Gahhhh so many things to do, so much money to spend.

Also, Shalrizan has a NEW blog! Everyone visit her today! Her link will be at....

<--------SIDEBAR FOR FRIENDS!

Pictures start now!

Oh! SNSD Time!

The MV for SNSD's (A korean girl band)newest song Oh! has been released and.....well you see the numbers on their shirts? Well, those are favourite numbers of the SNSD members. And it really is a HUGE cooincidence for the favourite numbers....really. Why? Well............Because of this point:

Favourite numbers of SNSD members

Hyoyeon’s number is 32, Jessica’s is 22, Sunny’s is 12, Sooyoung’s is 24, Taeyeon’s is 9, Yoona’s is 7, Yuri’s is 21, Seohyun’s is 11 and Tiffany’s is 0. (They chose their favourite numbers to go onto the outfits)

And my favourite member is Yuri. My birthday lands on the 21st........COOINCIDENCE?! WHOAAAAA

Wednesday!

Have you ever played pokemon and wondered, "I hope i can catch that pokemon in a single pokeball!" Well, i have researched and found the formula to your troubles!!

Running out of content again...

Hmmm trying to update my blog every day is getting hard. I am running out of stuff to post except fail pics and i am not sure whether anyone is interested in seeing fail pics every day. ><





Also.....How dirty minded are you?

All videos done and uploaded!

Okay my entire versus match has been uploaded to youtube! All 7 videos of them! Go watch them now! Also i just had my CRS test today and i wrote 5 pages worth of CRAP! I left spaces in between the lines though hahaha.



Here are the fail pics for the day!

Blank post.

Okay, i am going to be researching for my test today so not much to post. I will be uploading this SUPER long series of videos while i study.

Ahhhh the panic begins~

Its a Saturday.....its 8pm.....and i have not started researching for my test which is on Monday! CRAPPPPPPPPP! Panic panic panic panic panic!

My first L4D video!

I just got fraps recently and was playing around with it in L4D. Recorded a few clips so i compiled them into a short video and uploaded it to youtube! Did not do any editing at all so these are just the raw clips straight from my drive! Haaa



Then theres also the new updates on fail.

LOL!!! The versality of the word "fuck".

Oh my god, i wish i had him as my teacher hahahahaha

Edit : I also uploaded an edited version of the original video.



Edit again : So my uploaded video got deleted due to copyright infringements. So i am going to post the original video here just for the sake of being able to hear the original incarnation of the joke.

It's fail day!

I am currently in progress of saving a l4d video which i made in 30 mins. So i shall just post fail pics for the day and MAYBE upload the video by tomorrow. :D

Also, it is my very first video i made so a little less flaming might be helpful. ^^

Anyway, FAIL PICS!











By the way, its 21st of Jan! 1 more month and i will be 18! M18 movies + drunk leonard here i comee~~~

Game updates!

Okay, this post shall be dedicated to listing the up and coming games which are long awaited by gamers around the world. And their pre-order state.

Firstly....We have...............BIOSHOCK 2!!!



Bioshock pre-orders are now open! (with trailer)$61.90

Next is................ Battlefield : Bad Company 2!!!



BF:BC2 pre-orders are now open! $56.90

Then comes............. Mass Effect 2!!!



Mass Effect 2 pre-orders are now open! $56.90

Lastly.......... Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight!!!



C&C4:TT pre-orders are now open! $56.90

And then its a new day....and a new dawn

Right so after a month(or so) of inactiveness, i am "reviving" my blog as requested by Syafiq. Really, there is not a LOT of stuff for me to blog about nowadays. School stuff is pretty boring, and i dont really have much of a life to blog about either. So...... maybe some pictures from the past might be a good idea, since i have not blogged about them. OUTDATED TIME!

P.S. As with all my uploaded pictures, click on them for better resolutions.





There was this ferrari which was sent to my workplace for servicing and it looked really cool so i took a photo(s) of it.





Then i got a chance at taking some photos of the engine in the boot.



Also, i looked in a cupboard the other day and noticed this.. Any idea what they are? Look at the picture below...



Yep....Cigarettes. That is a LOT of boxes and a LOT of cigarettes smoked. I wonder how long have these boxes been collected for. -.- AND ALL THE SAME BRAND!



Also noticed this on the back of a car, pretty interesting. :P

I guess that is all for now. I might have more stuff to post tomorrow but i will stop here for today. Not gonna waste all my content on 1 post. I also have this SNSD....wallpaper? in my picture folder but i shall not post it just in case those anti-kpop people decide to hunt me down. -.-